Come Fight Me In The Dark

CFMITD Episode 89: Haunting or Hantavirus? (Black Swan Inn)

Witches and Warlocks, join us for a very special episode. Erik is on painkillers while his destroyed clavicle bones pinch his meat, and so, in solidarity, Joel also took drugs. Its a drug-a-sode filled with jokes about jelking utters and ghostly grand mothers as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 2: Victoria's Black Swan Inn.

CFMITD SPECIAL EPISODE! Paranormal Challenge, La Purisima Mission

Well Witches and Warlocks, I have been out in nature and Erik has been flying over his handlebars as though his shoulders were made of something other than bones. To make up for the delay, here is one of our crowning achievements from the Patreon vault. A number of jokes were born in this episode (Billy's friend Grimace, Joshua Peepeepoopoo Warren's wish machine) and honestly, it just reaffirms that Paranormal Challenge is truly our muse. Please enjoy as we get back on our regularly scheduled program asap. 

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 88: Night of the Cricket (The Pioner Saloon)

We are BACK WITCHES AND WARLOCKS. Grab your boots, your mining helmets, and some Raid as we drive into the deserts of Nevada to the most haunted toilet in America, attached to the less haunted Pioneer Saloon. How will Zak and the GAC contend with a mine full of bats, a bar full of bullet holes, and a bathroom filled with the blood of prostitutes and/or movie stars? 

Join Joel and Erik as we witerawy ban Zak from this instance as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 1: The Pioneer Saloon.

CFMITD: The Descent, Episode 4: The Bachelor; Cryptid Edition (Conjuring Kesha Ep 4: Into Bigfoots Lair)

Do you smell that Witches and Warlocks? That stanky musk? Whats that?! A TREE THATS BENT IN A DIRECTION?! You know what that means...KESHA has been here, and we are hot on her trail.

Thats right, we are back with our favorite party pop star Kesha as she tries to bring a third to lure the ever elusive Bigfoot into her boy crazy clutches. Join Joel and Erik while we practice Squach shouts as we discuss Conjuring Kesha Season 1, Episode 4: Into Bigfoots Lair.

CFMITD: The Descent, Episode 3: Oops! All Schmendricks! (Dead Possessions Episode 1)

Well Witches and Warlocks! Erik and Joel did some deep descending and realized that two whole shows that Zak has done are not worth talking about, so we landed on Deadly Possessions. This is a show where Zak dares you to look at his stuff, and asks, "isnt it neat?" Watch as he tries to make his collection complete with the introduction of the Dybbuk Box and Robert the Doll. One is a made up story so powerful it became real, and the other is a doll that does not appreciate being called the F slur. 

Join Joel and Erik as we dive into Deadly Possessions, Episode 1: The Dybbuk Box & Robert the Doll 

CFMITD: The Descent Episode 2: Return of the ScatHat Man (House Calls Ep 2: Ellington Home Invasion)

Skap-ba-dap etc Witches and Warlocks! We are back with more Zaky's Angels as his droogs are sent to the east coast to help an exhausted mother and her creepy dough boy husband deal with a spirit that has been 4x power leveled by the presence of numerous babies. 
Join Joel and Erik as we casually reference jokes from Patreon exclusive episodes as we discuss House Calls, Episode 2: Ellington Home Invasion

CFMITD: The Descent, Episode 1: Biblically Accurate Foreskin (House Calls Episode 1: Crisis In Long Beach)

Witches and Warlocks, our side quest begins. On this first episode of CFMITD Presents THE DESCENT (of cfmitd) we take a dive into another Zak Bagans project: House Calls. The show where Zak rings in for 30 minutes on zoom deep in his haunted museum and makes his minions do all the actual work. Watch as the boys welcome a girl on the team, a man drops a cross from his pocket and acts like it was a ghost, and Billy ends up owing Aaron some serious money.

Join Joel and Erik as we honor a fallen friend and then do a ten minute bit about god and foreskin as we discuss House Calls, Episode 1: Crisis in Long Beach

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 87: Dungeons and Daggers (Kings Tavern)

WE DID IT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! The end of season 8 is upon us. Zak ushers in this special occasion to summon a dagger storm to destroy a small town in Mississippi during his quest for one of the most powerful objects ever seen on this show.

Join Erik and Joel as we try to not have a Mississippi slip as we giggle through Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 17: Kings Tavern 

CFMITD FUTURE SHOCK: Zak Shaves His Balls for MATT RIFE (Abandoned at Whisky Pete's)

Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Our most timely and most contemporary episode ever. Zak and the GAC are in Primm Nevada to rob the corpse of the infamous (because it was shitty) Whisky Pete's casino, and because Zak straight up hates everyone in his crew these days, they had to call Zak's new bestie, "incredibly famous" "comedian" Matt Rife.

Join Joel and Erik as we watch Zak and Matt compare their smooth bodies (not as sexy as you would want) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 29, Episode 4: Abandoned at Whisky Pete's 

Come Fight Me In The Dark SPECIAL: Surviving Zak Bagans Haunted Museum

Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Joel has returned from the most haunted place in all the world; Zak Bagans Haunted Museum. Join us for tales of hijinks, horror, and haunted cum on this very special investigative report from team pink boy.