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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
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4 days ago
Witches and Warlocks, our bellies are distended with the dry slop of a Costco sized double dose of Novitos. Who knew Zak could not only ruin ALIENS but also Witchcraft?
Join Erik and Joel as we talk about caked up boys and Bill Chan's ruined toys as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 1&2, Mountain of Madness.
Tuesday Jun 09, 2026
Tuesday Jun 09, 2026
Egg on our face WItches and Warlocks. The GAC is in LA and they decided that instead of a regular episode of Ghost Adventures, they would treat us to one of the most terrifying episodes of reality TV ever. Sacrificed animals, thieves in the night, buttcrack sweat, this episode has it all.
Join Erik and Joel as we are both possessed by RFK Jr as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 3: Hollydale Asylum of Hell.
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Witches and Warlocks, our bellies are so full of Novitos ravioli at this point that we may as well be on the goddamn can. Zak thinks the Satanic Panic was legit, Jay is becoming sub-Billy, Billy is Vibrating, but not as much as Aaron, who vibrates so much he almost dies.
Join Joel and Erik as we laugh through the pain as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 4: Hospital of the Damned
Tuesday Apr 28, 2026
Tuesday Apr 28, 2026
Witches and Warlocks, this episode is presented by our least favorite sponsors; Noveto's Ravioli. We have opened the cans, breathed in the dust, and swallowed our medicine as we observe Aaron ride a roller coaster, Billy hitting clowns with balls, Jay lose all his aura, and Zak goes on the worst hunt ever.
Join Joel and Erik as we attempt to avoid TOASTY legal action as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 5: Darkness of Belmont Park
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Witches and Warlocks, pour one out for a fallen elder Witch whose life is shown to burn so bright in this episode. Aaron has fun in the water, Billy puts a camera under his chin and we see into his brain via his nose, and Zak forms a bond with a 98 year old man.
Join Erik and Joel as we both laugh at the unceasing march of time as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 6: Rage on the River
Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
Witches and Warlocks, step off the edge and fall into the pit of despair that is this episode with us. Zak gets sleepy, Jay comes out as pro human sacrifice, Billy nods a lot, and Aaron is excited for cave exploration.
Join Joel and Erik as we pitch a new paranormal police procedural show (and Paul Blart 3) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 7: Gold Town Terror.
Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
Witches and Warlocks, you may want to avert your eyes, because in this episode, Billy Tolley leads us as close as humans dare to gazing upon the divine. Aaron hears a vampire, Jeff cries because of feedback loop, and Zak informs a woman in a dark basement that he can smell her fear.
Join Erik and Joel as we say LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 9: Buried Souls of Pendleton Part 2
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Hey ho Witches and Beyotchlocks! The boys are in Pendleton to scare up the ghosts of mole people and their consorts. Zak proves ghosts are real, Billy sucks his lips, and Aaron wears a HAT.
Join Joel and Erik as we go so far that even we question why anyone listens as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 8: Buried Souls of Pendleton)
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Come FIGHT US ZAK! Join us for the whole reason Joel pitched this reversal experiment as we watch the boys play with dolls until they are gagging for air.
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Witches & Warlocks brace yourselves. The reversal has paid off. Zak and crew go to a mansion in LA filled with mystery, cursed old ladies, and horny spirits.
Join us as we commit to an anti-bit and also laugh until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 11: Manor of Malice)