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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 60: Rock Bottom
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it always does. Zak and the GAC are in the Caribbean to jerk it, play soccer, and try to score an autograph from a dead country music legend, all while trying to seduce the ghost of a murderous slave owner who isn't real.
Join Erik and Joel as we bring to bear all our cockroach based dick jokes in order to survive Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 8: Rose Hall
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Yip Yip Witches and Warlocks! Its time to fix bayonets' and charge at the GAC as they get ready for another episode of problematic dress up. Zak comes out as pro-confederacy, Nick eats a burger, and Aaron manages to make a solider blush with his unceasing dick and ball humor.
Joel Erik and Joel as we play the acronym game until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 6, Episode 7: Rocky Point Manor
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 58: The Power to Cuck Your Fears
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Close your eyes and imagine Witches and Warlocks....Flute music echoing over a storm swept desert as three boys ride across the sand. One dumb, one sick, one desperate to bed a ghost women he once negged as a young man, and always, a small mouthed shadow pursues them.
Join Joel and Erik as we try to say tongue twisters for most of the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 6: Return to Virginia City
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
BOO Witches and Warlocks! Surprise emergency spooky season broadcast from team Pink Boy. The show we have been talking about for forever has finally been released: Kristen Stewart's Living for the Dead, the queer paranormal quest. Get ready for fabulously freaky fun as the most powerful G'A-team ever assembled begins their journey to destroy the negative masculinity that Zak and the GAC has foisted upon the paranormal realm.
Join Joel and Erik as we figure out who is the top in our own little bear cave as we discuss Living for the Dead, Episode One: Rainbows and Clowns (the Clown Motel)
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
YOU. CAN'T. HIDE. FROM. US. ZAK! Another skeleton that the GAC would prefer stay locked in the closet has been released by team Pink Boy. Take the dive with Zak and his crew as they delve into a mine with no ventilation, allowing Zak to fulfill his boyhood/manhood mine based fantasy, and witness definitive proof that the denizens of the paranormal love to dunk on Nick Groff.
Join Erik and Joel as we discuss millennial hauntings and practical applications of the Gom Jabbar as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode REDACTED: The Washoe Club and the Collar Mine
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Witches and Warlocks, clear your plates and prepare for another goopy, disturbing, and dumb dive into the GAC. Zak and the boys are at an abandoned asylum for children and they are ready to help ease their suffering (or to fight a 7ft tall scene kid demon).
Join Joel and Erik as we rawr and squeeXD our way through Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 5: Letchworth Village
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Up the irons Witches and Warlocks for a truly metal episode as Zak and the boys tuck into a nice bed and breakfast in Massachusetts, former home of the most famous true crime case of them all.
Join Joel and Erik as we rock out with Kasket as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 4: The Lizzie Borden House
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 54: Zak Bandini Partying through Space & Time
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Party in the USA (formerly Mexico) Witches and Warlocks! The boys are just north of the border and the tequila is flowing. Nick is pursued by Vulvia, Aaron big steps in defiance of Zak (and then licks his boots), and Zak is cucked by a plant.
Join Erik and Joel as Joel pretty much sabotages the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 3: Old Town San Diego
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 53: The Pink Boys Summon a Demon
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Hark Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back in town to finally go to the one building that never let them in when they were but mere babies. Zak and the GAC return to the scene of their origins to bother an old woman, get chased by dragon shirt wearing husky kids, and investigate Nevada's most famous gravy stain.
Join Erik and Joel as we discuss our crimes against fashion as we dive into Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 2: The Mizpah Hotel
Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 52: The Dark Origin Story of this Podcast
Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Welcome back to the past Witches and Warlocks, to an episode that is arguably the inspiration for this whole project. The GAC is in the middle of nowhere at a place that is hostile to local news personalities as well as meaty investigators. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak is vexed by a cow, Aaron slaps his thighs to call hungry ghosts, and as Nick births our whole concept for this show with the power of his lyrical domination.
Join Joel and Erik as we get viscous for Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 1: Ashmore Estates