Come Fight Me In The Dark

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 63: Shrub Vs. Goodstein-The Bean and Cheese Brawl

Witches and Warlocks let the battle begin as we are back with the boys and disgraced comic and MMA fighter Branton Shrab. Gaze in wide eyed wonder at some professorial drip, a man who knows Denver down to its last atom, and a lockdown that feels like a snuff film.

Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if the boys always get this excited over sexual assault and murder as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 2: The Peabody Whitehead Mansion 

The Descent #100: Stan Helsing Part 1

Well Witches and Warlocks, its time to unveil another great idea from the mind wombs of the pink boys. Because Joel is moving and unable to record, Erik has taken the lead and brought you THE DESCENT: Delving to the depths of the IMBD 100 worst rated films of all time. Our cave dive begins with #100, 2009's "Stan Helsing", a movie with more cum, fart, and boobs than should be allowed, presented by a man named after a Big Bang Theory catch phrase. This first episode is a two parter' because the movie is so insane that we got really bogged down in just trying to figure out what the plot was.

So drink up your peanut juice and join Joel and Erik for The Descent #100: Stan Helsing.

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 62: Fudge the Police

Put on your gas masks and get ready protest Witches and Warlocks as Zak and the GAC head to Portland, Oregon to make life hard for sex workers, both living and dead. The boys put their heads through gloryholes, look at some shoes, and hunt women with the police.

Join Erik and Joel as we get extra spicy as the show gets dicey as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 1: The Shanghai Tunnels 

Come Fight Me In The Dark SPECIAL: Devil Island

Happy New Years Witches and Warlocks. Zak, the Nickocado of being scared, teams up with a powerful back woods electrician and Harley enthusiast to enhance his boy's chance to have all their buttons pressed by both a scarlet AND white witch in one of their most (but really least) dangerous specials ever.

Join Joel and Erik as we try and survive Ghost Adventures: Devil (but really angel) Island.

 

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 61: The Phantom Menace

Witches and Warlocks, imagine in your mind "Duel of the Fates" is playing. The Bagans-verse expands as we get continuity on Zak's fascination with horse piss, we meet a legendary (though unintelligible) country music legend, and we see the origin of Dakota Laden, the dark apprentice that now battles to strike down his former master.

Join Joel and Erik as we skibbidy toilet all up on this rizzler as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 9: The Old Charleston Jail. Bet.

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 60: Rock Bottom

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it always does. Zak and the GAC are in the Caribbean to jerk it, play soccer, and try to score an autograph from a dead country music legend, all while trying to seduce the ghost of a murderous slave owner who isn't real.

Join Erik and Joel as we bring to bear all our cockroach based dick jokes in order to survive Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 8: Rose Hall  

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 59: Necromancer Zak Tries to Make the South Rise Again

Yip Yip Witches and Warlocks! Its time to fix bayonets' and charge at the GAC as they get ready for another episode of problematic dress up. Zak comes out as pro-confederacy, Nick eats a burger, and Aaron manages to make a solider blush with his unceasing dick and ball humor.

Joel Erik and Joel as we play the acronym game until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 6, Episode 7: Rocky Point Manor

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 58: The Power to Cuck Your Fears

Close your eyes and imagine Witches and Warlocks....Flute music echoing over a storm swept desert as three boys ride across the sand. One dumb, one sick, one desperate to bed a ghost women he once negged as a young man, and always, a small mouthed shadow pursues them.

Join Joel and Erik as we try to say tongue twisters for most of the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 6: Return to Virginia City

Come Fight Me In The Dark HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Kristen Stewart’s Living for the Dead

BOO Witches and Warlocks! Surprise emergency spooky season broadcast from team Pink Boy. The show we have been talking about for forever has finally been released: Kristen Stewart's Living for the Dead, the queer paranormal quest. Get ready for fabulously freaky fun as the most powerful G'A-team ever assembled begins their journey to destroy the negative masculinity that Zak and the GAC has foisted upon the paranormal realm.

Join Joel and Erik as we figure out who is the top in our own little bear cave as we discuss Living for the Dead, Episode One: Rainbows and Clowns (the Clown Motel)

 

Come Fight Me In The Dark Episode 57: Zak is a Paranormal Terrorist (ANOTHER HIDDEN EPISODE)

YOU. CAN'T. HIDE. FROM. US. ZAK! Another skeleton that the GAC would prefer stay locked in the closet has been released by team Pink Boy. Take the dive with Zak and his crew as they delve into a mine with no ventilation, allowing Zak to fulfill his boyhood/manhood mine based fantasy, and witness definitive proof that the denizens of the paranormal love to dunk on Nick Groff. 

Join Erik and Joel as we discuss millennial hauntings and practical applications of the Gom Jabbar as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode REDACTED: The Washoe Club and the Collar Mine