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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
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Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Happy America day Witches and Warlocks! Appropriately, Zak and his boys are investigating a monument to one of Americas greatest sins as well as the home of one of its #1 country stars, a home so beautifully southern that Zak never wants to leave again. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak adopts a southern accent, the boys pose for their country boy band album photos, and Zak literally pulls you through your tv screen.
Join Erik and Joel as we create the hardest, most brutal black metal band ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 9: Loretta Lynn Plantation House
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Beware Witches and Warlocks, our 3! hosts are in for the biggest reverse Scooby Doo ever at a half haunted house, half retirement home, all bad news place in a town that Zak will never pronounce right. Is Zak here to hunt ghosts, or is he here to cosplay as the villain in his favorite 80s ski comedy?
Join Joel and Erik as we climb this episodes ladder from the base to the tip as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 5, Episode 8: Tooele Hospital
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Skapbadopbadeba etc Its a scat mans world Witches and Warlocks as Zak takes on his most dangerous assignment yet; navigating the history of slavery while still maintaining his trademarked Bagans persona. Is he successful? No.
Join Erik and Joel as we pitch the greatest antihistamine commercial ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 7: The Kentucky Slave House
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Hot DAM Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back down south to anger the spirits of the Cherokee people with their general lack of respect and understanding of their culture. Zak almost gets electrocuted, Aaron almost poops, and Billy is put in another porno in this GI Joe PSA gone wrong.
Join Joel and Erik as we create acronyms for our own paranormal squad "P.I.N.K" as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 6: Hales Bar Marina and Dam
Tuesday May 09, 2023
Tuesday May 09, 2023
Oh No! Someone gave Zak and the GAC sugar and now there is chaos in the old Sacramento tunnels (and adjacent less interesting places). Aaron says a no no, Nick reviles himself to be a bunker person, and Zak drops his own My Chemical Romance style music video.
Join Joel and Erik as one of us loves it, one of us hates it, and both of us trash it as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 5: The Sacramento Tunnels
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Hold on to your butts and don't be lunging for any asses Witches and Warlocks because Zak and his boys have descended upon small town America once again. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak fails to understand how small towns function, unlocks a choking fetish, and gets attacked by Iggy Pop's animal companion.
Join us pink boys as we fight through COVID brain and our natural inability to form coherent sentences as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 4: The Yorktown Hospital
Tuesday Apr 11, 2023
Tuesday Apr 11, 2023
Zak is back in this whack attack on the senses and mind as the boys are in a town where the spirits outnumber the residents (due to lack of reasons to live there). The boys ride in a cool car, meet a ghost Pokémon masquerading as a man, and Zak literally comes inches away from death as they explore a hospital turned hotel and an auxiliary facility turned into one sad boys workshop.
Join Erik and Joel as they explore the innards of Billy's cuck van as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, episode 3: The Jerome Grand Hotel
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Hey all you wonderful witches and warlocks. Life sometimes hits like a shit ton of bricks so because im a bit behind on editing, we are giving you this sneak peak into the world of our patreon with one of our most unhinged episodes yet. Dave Schrader in a porno? Gnomes are real? Hilary Clinton's dusty reptilian cloaca? The answer is YES.
Join us as we lose it while watching two teams battle it out for Senpai Bagans approval as we talk about Paranormal Challenge Episode 7: The Trans Allegheny Asylum
COUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6fs7oKDRDQ&ab_channel=ArsonBrothersNetwork
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Double double toil and trouble, Bagans and his boys are bound for a town known across the land for is magical mysteries (also a monument to the horrors of a society run by religious hysteria). Join the GAC on the historic first ever paranormal investigation of the Salem Witch house, an investigation that had to be approved by the city, a motion that they would live to regret.
Join Joel and Erik as we realize this whole town is just one big Vampire the Masquerade LARP as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 2: The Salem Witch House & Lyceum Hall
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Love is in the air Witches and Warlocks, and a young man's fancy turns to the paranormal. Zak and his horny boys are on the hunt for some sensual spectral liasons, and they don't care who knows it. Can they survive the elements while writing poetry? Will they remember Billy in the cuck van? Can the boys say seamen?
Join Erik and Joel as we devolve into depravity as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 5, Episode 1: Longfellow's Wayside Inn