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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
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Tuesday May 17, 2022
Tuesday May 17, 2022
Its 2011, Zak Bagans has firmly cemented himself as a force in the paranormal world, and its time for him to take the next step; hosting a ghost hunting competition show. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak bursts forth from his pupa in full rave goth regalia as he gathers the most "well actually" group of judges for the first episode of his short lived passion project as we see a group of nice women go head to head against a team of straight up incels
Join Joel and Erik as we talk mole people, living ventriloquist dummies, and the dangers of leaving snail trails during an investigation as we discuss Paranormal Challenge Episode 1: The Rolling Hills Asylum
Tuesday May 03, 2022
Tuesday May 03, 2022
OOooo YEaH Zak Bagans, The Ric Flair of the spiritual realm, teams up with a backyard wrestling juggalo and a literal giant of legend in order to investigate the Clovis Wolfe Manor. Stare in wide eyed wonder as Zak talks about light spectrums for nearly an eternity.
Join Joel and Erik as we take a walk down memory lane with some of our favorite characters, and also talk about international vampiric sex battles as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 8: Clovis Wolfe Manor
Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
Zak and his boys serve up an old, tepid, orb filled Arby's roast beef sandwich of an episode filmed at one of the least haunted places on earth. Be lulled into a banal beef coma as the boys interview an NPR radio host, Ernest P. Worrell, and the elite spooky strike force S.P.E.C.T.R.E as they try to justify their presence.
Join Erik and Joel as we discuss whether or not you can open a portal to the Dark Carnival if you mix Faygo and animal sacrifice as we review Ghost Adventures Season 3, episode 7: Prospect Place
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Picture in your minds eye, three goth bros and a random almost nude man, sailing on the high seas, synthesized pirate adventure music playing. Slap on some beta abuse and a sad BBQ and now your picturing this episode. Watch in utter confusion as Zak tries to take the series in a new direction with his editing, perhaps due to panicking because there aint no ghosts here.
Join Joel and Erik as we discuss the relative merits of Zak's musical and foley work as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, episode 6: The Execution Rocks Lighthouse
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Zak and his fellows are at a spooky abandoned hospital in east L.A. and that east L.A. part scares Zak more than any of the ghosts they meet. Watch in wonder as Zak and Nick hunt a little girl ghost despite numerous clear requests from said ghost to back off, and as a southern TV star steals the hearts of the GAC.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk human ash, Goosebumps, and the secret plotting of the Queer Eye team as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 5: Linda Vista Hospital
*We also suffered some spectral audio interference on this one, so if you hear something, just know the ghosts are catching on to what we are doing.
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
ZAK (Clap) AARON (CLAP) AND NICK (CLAP) are where THEY MADE BULLETS. Watch in wonder as they talk to a cop cop who is also a ghost cop and as they meet a potential new force in the Paranormal Zaddys universe. Oh and Zak makes everyone get mesothelioma.
Join Erik and Joel as we make elevator pitches for the best haunted reality dating show ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 4; The Old Remington Arms Factory.
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Zak and his boys are back in prison, this time in Ohio! The story is the same, people are getting cooked, and more Zaddy's are being added to the ever expanding Ghost Adventures Ska universe. Watch as Zak consistently makes women uncomfortable, gets dominated by a true alpha, and then gets DOUBLE DOMMED by one badass girl.
Join your intrepid hosts Erik and Joel as we come to terms with out own mortality and posit the question "why WOULD Calvin be pissing on the word incest?" as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, episode 3: The Old Ohio Reformatory
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Zak and his Bagel Boys are back at it again, and this time they are desperately chasing Italian folks who refuse to talk to them. Thankfully for the citizens of Venice, they are trapped on an island for most of their visit.
Join Joel and Erik as we learn just how close Aaron was to getting straight up skinned with a machete as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 2: Poveglia Island
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Season 3 starts with a bang as Zak decides to profit from the exploitation of tortured children, but really, we are here for Nick's first character building episode. Watch as he overcomes injury, opens up emotionally, and flies through the sky like a beautiful bird in a helicopter Zak cant stop whining about.
Join Erik and Joel as we try to find the funny by talking about Juggalos and Zak's TSA experiences, all while uncovering a conspiracy that could bring the Bagans empire to its knees as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 1: The Pennhurst State School
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Just as in the tale of Scrooge, our holiday look into the future shows us a dark and frightful fate. We skip more than a decade of Bagans lore to watch Zak, Aaron, and the two husks that were spawned from Nick sell out to investigate Joe Exotic's zoo.
Gaze in wide eyed wonder at tiger piss, horse piss, and just people taking the piss during this con man convention as Erik and Joel try to survive the Ghost Adventures 2020 Halloween special: The Horror and Joe Exotic's Zoo