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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
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Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Zak rounds up his pink boy posse to head out to the wiki wiki wild west in search of paranormal prostitutes in the legendary town of Tombstone, Arizona. They shoot, they spook, and they don't do anything at all problematic related to the treatment of women.
Join Rangers Hoofnagle and Klineburger as we ride out to meet this episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 5: The Birdcage Theatre
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Ruh Roh! The Ghostboys are tip toeing around delicate issues with the grace a hurricane as they face the spirits of the Magnolia Plantation.
Stare in wide eyed wonder as Zak scares a kid, a bee scares a Zak, and Nick learns its ok to be by himself.
Join Erik and Joel as we desperately try to find the fun as we watch Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 4: The Magnolia Plantation
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Action! Adventure! Excitement! All are lacking in this trip to La Purisima Mission in Lompoc California. The Ghost stories are bad, the evidence is dumb, and the boys are played by a psychic zaddy.
Luckily, Erik and Joel find enough to gripe about to make it fun. Come with us as we discuss drag queens mistaken for ghosts, Nick's highschool vibes, and Aaron's inability to grasp the concept of localized sand as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 3 La Purisima Mission
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
An attack! A siege! A FULL ON BATTLE as Zak and his boys spend a night blowing on each other at Castillo De San Marcos. Watch as they storm the forts by land, sea, and Scion XB (probably)
Join Erik and Joel as they stare in horror at the carnage of this battle (that carnage being the abuse that Aaron takes and the sheer lack of anything interesting) as they discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 2: Castillo De San Marcos
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Monday Sep 13, 2021
The boys are back in town, picked up for another season of ghostly goofs. Zaky B and his funky bunch open their spirit holes wide for the ghosts of Preston Castle, a former institution for delinquent boys. They get scratched, Zak workshops some character acting, and Nick maybe says a no no word.
Join us, your intrepid battle boys, as we use our many wrinkled PNW livin' brains to know what the hell an owl is, and also get a bit too open about our needs as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 1: the Preston Castle
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
The beginning of it all. Before the haunted museum, before the show, before the health goth aesthetic, there was the original Ghost Adventure. Join Zak and the boys on a quest through the desserts of Nevada to yell at ghosts for the very first time.
Come with us as we learn about how the boys met, witness the beginning of Aarons slippery slide to bottom bro, and stare in wonder at some of the best evidence these boys have ever gotten as we watch Ghost Adventures: The Documentary
Monday Aug 09, 2021
Monday Aug 09, 2021
Oh My god we made it to the closing episode of season 1 of Ghost Adventures. Zak and the team go to Idaho to annoy the local women to the point of obvious discomfort as they go on side quests, bond over snakes, and we see the first instance of Aaron being offered as a sexual sacrifice.
Join Erik & Joel on this extra special long episode as we discuss real life show related murder, Aaron & Redbones Ska Album, and as we get to know a bit too much about Erik's sexual preferences as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 1, Episode 9: The Old Idaho Penitentiary
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Zak and the Spook Crew go on their first overseas adventure to Edinburgh Scotland to fight a prostitute murdering ghost with a kitty cat name. What they encounter from the spiritual realm pales in comparison to their awesome intervies with Scottish locals, including junkies and a powerful vampire lord.
Erik and Joel record in person for the first time, mostly shirtless, and things get punchy as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 1, Episode 7: The Edinburgh Vaults
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Season 1 of the most powerful ghost show out there is heating up as Zak and his minions travel to New Jersey to investigate a Juggalo infested mental hospital. Feel the shock as they do almost no faffing around before getting locked down. Gaze in horror as they almost accidently kill Nick. Look in confused disgust as these bros don't know how to wear a GODDAMN MASK!
Join boy adventurers Erik and Joel as they do a triple dip into the Bagans bible and find out just how far Zak's head fits up his own ass as they discuss Ghost Adventures Season 1, Episode 6 "Abandoned Psychiatric Hospital"
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
The Boys are at Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, Alabama for what turns out to be the most intense haunting yet. Death Defying heights, xtreme teen ghost hunters, and slap happy spirits await our team in this monument to the benefit of OSHA regulations
Join us as we talk shit while people get hit, and contemplate deep questions like "Where is the highest haunted place, and should we huff glue there?" as we watch Ghost Adventures Season 1, Episode 5; Sloss Furnace
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