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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
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May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
1hr 17 min
Hot DAM Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back down south to anger the spirits of the Cherokee people with their general lack of respect and understanding of their culture. Zak almost gets electrocuted, Aaron almost poops, and Billy is put in another porno in this GI Joe PSA gone wrong.
Join Joel and Erik as we create acronyms for our own paranormal squad "P.I.N.K" as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 6: Hales Bar Marina and Dam
May 9, 2023
May 9, 2023
1hr 5 min
Oh No! Someone gave Zak and the GAC sugar and now there is chaos in the old Sacramento tunnels (and adjacent less interesting places). Aaron says a no no, Nick reviles himself to be a bunker person, and Zak drops his own My Chemical Romance style music video.
Join Joel and Erik as one of us loves it, one of us hates it, and both of us trash it as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 5: The Sacramento Tunnels
Apr 25, 2023
Apr 25, 2023
1hr 15 min
Hold on to your butts and don't be lunging for any asses Witches and Warlocks because Zak and his boys have descended upon small town America once again. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak fails to understand how small towns function, unlocks a choking fetish, and gets attacked by Iggy Pop's animal companion.
Join us pink boys as we fight through COVID brain and our natural inability to form coherent sentences as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 4: The Yorktown Hospital
Apr 11, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
1hr 22 min
Zak is back in this whack attack on the senses and mind as the boys are in a town where the spirits outnumber the residents (due to lack of reasons to live there). The boys ride in a cool car, meet a ghost Pokémon masquerading as a man, and Zak literally comes inches away from death as they explore a hospital turned hotel and an auxiliary facility turned into one sad boys workshop.
Join Erik and Joel as they explore the innards of Billy's cuck van as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, episode 3: The Jerome Grand Hotel
Mar 28, 2023
Mar 28, 2023
1hr 16 min
Hey all you wonderful witches and warlocks. Life sometimes hits like a shit ton of bricks so because im a bit behind on editing, we are giving you this sneak peak into the world of our patreon with one of our most unhinged episodes yet. Dave Schrader in a porno? Gnomes are real? Hilary Clinton's dusty reptilian cloaca? The answer is YES.
Join us as we lose it while watching two teams battle it out for Senpai Bagans approval as we talk about Paranormal Challenge Episode 7: The Trans Allegheny Asylum
COUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6fs7oKDRDQ&ab_channel=ArsonBrothersNetwork
Mar 14, 2023
Mar 14, 2023
1hr 13 min
Double double toil and trouble, Bagans and his boys are bound for a town known across the land for is magical mysteries (also a monument to the horrors of a society run by religious hysteria). Join the GAC on the historic first ever paranormal investigation of the Salem Witch house, an investigation that had to be approved by the city, a motion that they would live to regret.
Join Joel and Erik as we realize this whole town is just one big Vampire the Masquerade LARP as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 2: The Salem Witch House & Lyceum Hall
Feb 28, 2023
Feb 28, 2023
1hr 27 min
Love is in the air Witches and Warlocks, and a young man's fancy turns to the paranormal. Zak and his horny boys are on the hunt for some sensual spectral liasons, and they don't care who knows it. Can they survive the elements while writing poetry? Will they remember Billy in the cuck van? Can the boys say seamen?
Join Erik and Joel as we devolve into depravity as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 5, Episode 1: Longfellow's Wayside Inn
Feb 14, 2023
Feb 14, 2023
1hr 10 min
Witches and Warlocks its our mid season special and boy do we have something magical, fluffy, and cheugy for you. From the stage to the realm of demons, pop sensation Kesha is here to fight the paranormal as only a millennial can, by setting boundaries and avoiding her job.
Join Erik and Joel as Erik lets Kesha kill the final remnants of his straightness and as Joel spirals into the void of our post satire existence as we discuss Conjuring Kesha Episode 1: Not Today Satan
Jan 31, 2023
Jan 31, 2023
1hr 24 min
You can run Zak, but you cannot hide from the keen eyes of two Pink Boys on a mission. We found ANOTHER episode that Zak tried to scrub from history and, just like La Palazza, it is an absolute BANGER. Watch our boys go on the hero's journey as they return to where it all began, now with a fully leveled up party of mages and warriors.
Join Joel and Erik as we come up with the harshest burn in history and also unveil a heretics text as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 4, episode 16 (THE REAL FINALE); Return to the Goldfield Hotel
Jan 17, 2023
Jan 17, 2023
1hr 5 min
Gather 'round Witches and Warlocks and hear the tale of the maddest gunslinger in the west. No, its not Zaky B or Billy "Boner Pill" Tolley, its a mysterious man who uses his holy powers to protect a fake cowboy town a 30 minute away from Zak's house. Does anything interesting happen in this episode ghost wise? Does Zak survive his stunt filled gun battle? Does Aaron make out with a wax figure? Is this REALLY how the ended the whole season?!
Join Erik and Joel as we try to salvage this final entry in the season as we discuss season 4, episode 15; Bonnie Springs