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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
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Tuesday Jul 08, 2025
Tuesday Jul 08, 2025
Skap-ba-dap etc Witches and Warlocks! We are back with more Zaky's Angels as his droogs are sent to the east coast to help an exhausted mother and her creepy dough boy husband deal with a spirit that has been 4x power leveled by the presence of numerous babies.
Join Joel and Erik as we casually reference jokes from Patreon exclusive episodes as we discuss House Calls, Episode 2: Ellington Home Invasion
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Witches and Warlocks, our side quest begins. On this first episode of CFMITD Presents THE DESCENT (of cfmitd) we take a dive into another Zak Bagans project: House Calls. The show where Zak rings in for 30 minutes on zoom deep in his haunted museum and makes his minions do all the actual work. Watch as the boys welcome a girl on the team, a man drops a cross from his pocket and acts like it was a ghost, and Billy ends up owing Aaron some serious money.
Join Joel and Erik as we honor a fallen friend and then do a ten minute bit about god and foreskin as we discuss House Calls, Episode 1: Crisis in Long Beach
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
WE DID IT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! The end of season 8 is upon us. Zak ushers in this special occasion to summon a dagger storm to destroy a small town in Mississippi during his quest for one of the most powerful objects ever seen on this show.
Join Erik and Joel as we try to not have a Mississippi slip as we giggle through Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 17: Kings Tavern
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Our most timely and most contemporary episode ever. Zak and the GAC are in Primm Nevada to rob the corpse of the infamous (because it was shitty) Whisky Pete's casino, and because Zak straight up hates everyone in his crew these days, they had to call Zak's new bestie, "incredibly famous" "comedian" Matt Rife.
Join Joel and Erik as we watch Zak and Matt compare their smooth bodies (not as sexy as you would want) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 29, Episode 4: Abandoned at Whisky Pete's
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Joel has returned from the most haunted place in all the world; Zak Bagans Haunted Museum. Join us for tales of hijinks, horror, and haunted cum on this very special investigative report from team pink boy.
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Get ready to get dark Witches and Warlocks. Zak is back and instead of fun skits and goof-abouts, he has decided to lean more into faces of death and doubting little girl ghosts.
Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if Billy will EVER get someone to listen to his mix tape as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 16: The Glenn Tavern Inn.
Wednesday Apr 09, 2025
Wednesday Apr 09, 2025
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING WITCHES AND WARLOCKS?! Cause it smells like Aarons tears after being abused by Zak in this 3rd/4th return to the place where it all began.
Join Joel and Erik as we may hang up our fedoras for good as discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 15: Goldfield Hotel Redemption
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Put on your detectives Fedoras Witches and Warlocks. For once, we are on the pulse of both the paranormal AND true crime worlds as we bust open the sinister case of murder for hire targeted at our favorite big steppin' boy, Aaron Goodwin.
Join Joel and Erik as we go through the evidence and watch a whole ass docu-series about the prison-simp at the center of this near tragedy as we discuss Ctrl+Alt+Desire and the breaking case of Aaron Goodwin.
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Hit me one time Witchs and Warlocks, because Zak and the GAC are back to put their spin on a national tragedy. Zak and the GAC do that voodoo that they do and investigate some incredibly haunted water.
Join Joel and Erik as we hope to not drown in the flood of No-Vito's as we watch Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 14: New Orleans
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Witches and Warlocks, we are back on our shit, and Zak is back in the hot seat. ABC Nightline is here to put the pressure on Zak as he tells us of disabled child dungeon ghosts, pixel destroying Asians, and sailors with teeth on the outside rather than inside.
Join Joel and Erik as we move it move it to get our blood meter into the red as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 13: Sailors Snug Harbor