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For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
For over a decade, Zak Bagans has dominated the paranormal investigation world. Amassing armies of followers and an entire museum of powerful haunted artifacts, Zak Bagans is the undisputed king of the afterlife. Now, two man-boys set out on the most dangerous podcast project in the history of the internet: to challenge Zak Bagans to Come Fight Us In The Dark. Join hosts Joel Klineburger (stand-up comic and prolific media consumer) and Erik Hoofnagle (animator whose childhood has been a meme once) on their quest to study Zak Bagans through watching every episode of Ghost Adventures. Each week, we follow the antics of the Ghost Adventures Crew, talk trash, and set intense stipulations to our inevitable confrontation with Zak Bagans and his team, all while putting hard hitting questions like ”Has Zak ever made love to a spirit?” and ”How many ghosts can Zak bench?” into the world.
Episodes

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Hey ho Witches and Beyotchlocks! The boys are in Pendleton to scare up the ghosts of mole people and their consorts. Zak proves ghosts are real, Billy sucks his lips, and Aaron wears a HAT.
Join Joel and Erik as we go so far that even we question why anyone listens as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 8: Buried Souls of Pendleton)

Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
CFMITD Reversal: Zak Bagans is a Liar and a Fraud (Doll of Fire)
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Come FIGHT US ZAK! Join us for the whole reason Joel pitched this reversal experiment as we watch the boys play with dolls until they are gagging for air.

Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
CFMITD Reversal: A Dream Realized (Manor of Malice)
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Witches & Warlocks brace yourselves. The reversal has paid off. Zak and crew go to a mansion in LA filled with mystery, cursed old ladies, and horny spirits.
Join us as we commit to an anti-bit and also laugh until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 11: Manor of Malice)

Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
YeeHaw Witches and Warlocks. Our new year reversal experiment is going off without a hitch! Well, one hitch, this episode is bad. Zak doesn't care, Billy smells poop, and Jay flexes hard.
Join Joel and Erik as we devolve into an argument about memes as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 13, Episode 12: Condemned in Calico.

Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
CFMITD Reversal: New Year, New Zak (Midnight at the Museum)
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Happy 2026 Witches and Warlocks! As part of a fresh start for this fresh new year, we are doing things a little different. We are looking at the most recent season of GA, starting with their epic return to the Haunted Museum. Watch as Zak flexes for women, Billy gets tummy grumbles, and Jay sits in a chair.
Join us as we get right to the debauchery as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 13: Midnight at the Museum).

Tuesday Dec 23, 2025
CFMITD Holiday Special: Gary Pewssy
Tuesday Dec 23, 2025
Tuesday Dec 23, 2025
Ho Ho oh no Witches and Warlocks. Erik and I decided to be selfish little Grinches this year and do something special just for US; watching a ghost show from 2006 staring Gary Busey, a nunnies alt comic, and 3 models. A delicious & decadent drink, or a terrifying trip?
Watch with us as we discuss Celebrity Paranormal Project Episode 1: Waverly Hills (Its free to watch on Youtube!)

Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
CFMITD Episode 92: Billy Tolley's First Kill (The Yost Theatre)
Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
Uh oh Witches and Warlocks! Zak and the GAC turn into alt-right podcast chuds as they go to great lengths to convince the audience that orbs are the ghosts of aborted fetuses.
Join Joel and Erik as we do so many bits that we almost trap ourselves into a Saint Vitus Dance esque loop of laughter that could have ended in our deaths as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 5: The Yost Theatre & Ritz Hotel (and Waffle-house).

Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
CFMITD Episode 91: Noveto's Slurvilus Flavored Ravioli (Missouri State Prison)
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
My oh my Witches and Warlocks. We didn't realize we would need our can openers when we started this episode. Sadly, Zak and the GAC force feed us cold, dry, Noveto's as they spend an eternity talking about how haunted this location is, while not getting evidence.
Join Erik and Joel as we use baby birds to disprove god as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 4: Missouri State Prison

Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
CFMITD HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Transylvania
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
BOO Witches' and Warlocks. We have bought the ticket and taken the ride to beautiful Romania to join Zak and the GAC as they track the infamous legend of Drac.
Join Joel and Erik as we talk about orb based STDs as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 10: Transylvania

Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
CFMITD Episode 90: Nick LITERALLY Gets Stabbed by Bill Gates (Tuolumne Hospital)
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Salame Witches and Warlocks! The GAC are back in California to shoot an inordinate number of Ol' Prospector short films, and when they find the time, hunt for ghosts. Zak doesn't believe people can be named George, Aaron loses his mind, and Nick almost shits his pants.
Join Joel and Erik as we rejoice in the abundance of evidence and Billy bumbles as we discuss Ghost Adventures, season 9, episode 3: Tuolumne Hospital.
